Ok, now we can speak. Apparently Mikey will not be appearing on the Wheaties box. No, it will be Kellogg’s instead.
Access Hollywood reports that Kellogg’s confirmed to them that Phelps will appear on both Kellogg’s Corn Flakes and Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes.
Frosted Flakes?? Isn’t Tony the Tiger gonna be KINDA pissed off? He definitely does not think that is “gr-r-reat!”. And why must Mikey appear on Flakes boxes? Because Wheaties is flakes too? Is there some kind of athlete/flake law? Why the hell can’t he appear on Cocoa Krispies? Because I’m telling you, in a brawl between Mikey and all 3 of those cereal mascots, Snap, Crackle, and Pop are the first ones going down, followed closely by the Corn Flakes chicken. Tony is totally going to put up a decent fight.
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Gawk at the medals. Not the wearer. Dude is a butterface.
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