It is my friend Lauren’s 30th birthday today, however it seems that I got her present by mistake. Cameron Mathison (see links below) just walked out of my building (on a day when I at least could have maybe tried to look a little more attractive). As I usually do, I froze up and didn’t move, but this time I happened to be holding the door when I realized it was him. He looked a bit uncomfortable to come out, since he wanted to let me in, however I couldn’t move my feet. So as he came out, I dug deep down, remembered how ridiculously embarrassing it was to have to tell everyone that I couldn’t say anything to him on both of our first two encounters, and actually found the strength to produce words. I said...“No problem, I watch you everyday”
Oh god. Why didn’t I just say “I carried a watermelon”? I watch you everyday? Like on the television. Like on All My Children? Like NOT thru binoculars??? Could I have sounded any more like a crazy stalker lunatic? I suppose I could have if I’d gone with any of the lines from my first blog post. I am SO not smooth. This could have gone differently. We could have run away together, if I had bothered to do my hair...
But whatever, I TOUCHED HIM! I am never washing my elbow again...
http://rtweb.blogspot.com/2008/07/i-lost-my-balls.html
http://rtweb.blogspot.com/2008/07/weekdays-on-abc-weeknights-on-soapnut.html
1 comment:
"I carried a watermelon." Ha! That is awesome. I'm a little gay for knowing that reference, aren't I?
*grrrrr, tits!*
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