Or savvy internet user, whichever you prefer. I happen to just be a very astute, detail-oriented, inquisitive kind of person. That is why my friends and I are starting our own PI agency... Slightly Crazy Nancy Drew. As lead investigator I have already solved the Case of the 20 year old, the Case of the Stomach Ache and the Case of the Facebook Divorce. My co-detectives are also responsible for cracking the Case of the Former Girlfriend, the Case of the Who Peed My Bed, and the Case of the Break-up then Make-up. Trust me, with a little passive surveillance, strategic thinking, and the right contacts and questions... There’s really nothing you can hide from us. You may think it’s crazy and/or stalkerish. We think it’s just smart. Besides, if you don’t want everyone to know everything about you, what you do and where you are... Don’t post it on the internets. Because we will find it.
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