The Daily Bailey

I am thinking of dressing up for Halloween. I’m a festive kind of cat. I like to participate in holidays that have no purpose. Although I cannot eat chocolate, because I would die, nor can I go outside to trick or treat... And not to mention that this holiday is completely biased toward black cats, I have still done a little research as to what I can be for Halloween. Cutesy just isn’t my thing. I saw the frilly costumes, the witches, the devils. But those are not nearly enough. I need to be taken seriously. I am unfairly persecuted by HER and the rest of the zionists. She takes my toys and my food, she invades my land. Besides, even though I have no balls... I want what every guy wants. 72 VIRGINS! That is why I have chosen this costume. I am so going to Jihad this apartment.


Meowlah akbar!