Today's awesome Queen of the stupid ship is the woman killed by her pet black bear while cleaning its cage. I am not at all the least bit surprised that yet another genius has been brutally killed by their pet wild animal. Anytime you hear the phrase "pet bear" or "pet lion", you can almost be guaranteed that the outcome is not going to be pretty. My general rule is that if the animal is bigger than me, it is not considered a pet. Haven't these people learned their lessons yet? On what level is this a good idea? What exactly is the need to have a 350 pound black bear as a pet anyway? Can you take him for walks? Take him to a bear park? Play fetch? Let your friends pet him? What do you do with him when you go on vacation? Ask someone to bear-sit? Take him to a bear hotel? Seriously people. If you want to have a pet that you can't do anything with, I highly suggest a stuffed animal. They are just as fundamentally useless, however their love will not maul you and eat your insides...
1 comment:
Let's throw pet rocks at them.
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