Stupid People should be Shot on Sight

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Today I nominate the entire Heene family. If you don't know who I mean, you must have been hiding under a rock for the last 24 hours. The crazy family who had a giant Jiffy Pop space ship in their backyard, which flew around the friendly skies of Colorado while the entire country watched and contemplated the fate of their 6 year old son, stupidly named Falcon, who all the while was chillaxin in the family attic. I know you think it's cold that I'm including the children in this, but I seriously feel in this case that the stupid doesn't fall far from the tree. You just can't make this shit up.

Meanwhile this morning while the Heenes were attempting to explain their way out of the stupidness, we were forced to watch them awkwardly try to wake Falcon up, who was sleeping during a national broadcast and when finally roused, promptly threw up twice on camera and on what looked to be like his brother's leg. And his mom just sat there offering him tupperware to chuck into and his dad just continued talking. Honestly, could this get any more stupid? I hate this family. I lost brain cells watching this garbage. I never want to see these people again. Even though I predict them having a reality show next season.