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From: Jessica
To: Allison

Hey I think it's missing one...

7. COPY WRITING

"Steamy. Passionate. Earth-shattering."

From: Allison
To: Jessica

8. CRITICISM

"It's all a bunch of hot air. And the tone, could he be more self-serving?! I've known great lovers. He's no great lover."

From: Jessica
To: Allison

9. FACTCHECK.ORG

"He is in fact NOT a great lover."

From: Allison
To: Jessica

10. DEFAMATION

"He has a tiny dick and not the slightest idea what he's doing."